The Mortuary

Dynamis, Seraph, Mist, Ward 4, Plot 44

Code of Conduct

Being a patron of The Mortuary is a privilege.
This privilege can be revoked at any time, for any reason.Upon entry of The Mortuary, you agree to abide by the following:

All players and characters are 18 years or older.
Consent and Respect are of the utmost importance. Please maintain a Safe For Work atmosphere in all public spaces of the venue. Do not make assumptions. Please reach out to any staff member if you feel uncomfortable at any time, for any reason.
The Mortuary is committed to providing an inclusive and welcoming environment to players and characters from all walks of life. Acts of intolerance will not be tolerated. Violators will be swiftly barred from the premises and have their character information logged in our denylist. Please see This Article for more information on Prohibited Behavior in Final Fantasy XIV.
Role playing in-character is encouraged, but not required. Regardless, Please do not be disruptive. Bar services, live bands, and other player's conversations cannot stop to accommodate a scene. Be mindful of other patrons and their comfort and willingness to be involved in your scenarios. Adversarial RP is allowed, however, Please take all fights outside.
No weapons or minions inside The Mortuary. Please limit disruptive /emotelog spam. Do not use disruptive sound or visual effects. /Yell and /Shout are limited to Staff and Performers only. Do not stream in The Mortuary,
The Upper Floor beyond the velvet rope, as well as the private rooms, are off limits to the public. Access will be offered on a discretionary basis to regular patrons of the venue and their associates, after paying a membership fee. Do not ask staff to be granted access. The offer will be extended in due time to those who actively participate in our community.

The Mortuary

[18+] Bar and Restaurant with Live Music
Dynamis, Seraph, Mist, Ward 4, Plot 44
Opens Sundays 9:00pm - 1:00am EST

All Items Are 5,000 Gil

(Short on gil? Ask your server to withhold the item!)

Beverages

★ Mineral Water★ Night Milk★ Coffee
Triple Cream or Espresso con Panna★ Tea
Buckwheat, Chamomile, Doman, Ishgardian, Matcha, Pixieberry, Rooibos★ Juice
Apple, Grape, Melon, Orange, Peach, Pineapple★ Wine
Several Vintages Available★ Beer
Seasonal Drafts

Cocktails

★ Corpse Reviver
Gin, Lemon juice, Cointreau, Lillet Blanc, Absinthe★ Exsanguination
House Special Bloody Mary★ Hematoma
Vodka, Blue Curacao, Cranberry Juice, Sweet and Sour Mix, Grenadine★ Cardiac Arrest
Dark Rum, Pineapple Juice, Orange Juice, Cream of Coconut★ Blood and Sand
Whiskey, Cherry Brandy, Sweet Vermouth, Blood Orange Juice, Campari

Entrées

★ "Steak"
Legally Acquired.
Tender and Juicy, Broiled to Perfection.
Seasoned with Salt and Pepper.★ Meat Stew
Classic.
Slow Simmered Meat, Root Vegetables,
Herbs and Red Wine★ Blood Tomato Salad
Sophisticated.
Heirloom Blood Tomatoes, Basil,
Pickled Red Onion, Aged Balsamic Vinaigrette★ Spaghetti Al Nero
Enigmatic.
Squid Ink Infused Spaghetti, Calamari,
Garlic, White Wine★ Oysters on the Halfshell
Posh.
Served on Ice with Lemon
and Mignonette Sauce

Desserts

★ Apple Pie★ Blood Currant Tart★ Baklava★ Caramels★ Cookies

Bar Buyout: 1,000,000 Gil per Hour

Services

The Mortuary is a stylish, highly-regarded bar and restaurant with a stage for live music.
We must state that we are a Legitimate and Law-abiding establishment.
The rumors you may have heard are unsubstantiated, and are quite frankly, slander.
The Mortuary has not, and will never be involved with illegal activities.
All inquiries related to missing persons should be directed to The Maelstrom.